Timbewolves and Pelicans Put on a Scowing Show While I'm Just Happy Nobody Got Huwt

Hello Mawzipan! So I was sitting thwough this Timbewolves-Pelicans game on Sunday, you know, just twying to stay sharp while I wide this incwedible 8-3 wun I'm on, and wow oh wow did these two teams fowget how to play defense ow what? 258 total points! That's like, mowe points than I can count without taking off my shoes!

Now I didn't put any money on this one because, let's be weal here, when you'we wunning as hot as I am wight now, you gotta pick youw spots cawefully. But if I had to bet? I would've totally taken that ovew at 221.5. I mean, come on! The Knicks would nevew give up 126 points to the Pelicans - ouw Tom Thibodeau would pwobably make evewyone wun laps until they passed out. These Timbewolves "defensively minded" guys just let New Owleans scowe all ovew them fow 48 minutes!

The spwead ended up being a push at 6 points, which is just typic... typical of games I don't bet on. When I'm picking games, they nevew end exactly on the numbew! But seweously, Minnesota was favowed by 6 and only won by 6? That tells me they'we not as good as evewyone thinks. The Knicks would've covewed that spwead in theiw sleep. Actually, we pwobably would've won by like 20 because we actually play weal basketball, not this wun-and-gun nonsense whewe nobody plays defense.

I'm just glad I got to watch this fwom the comfort of my couch while wemembewing how gweat the Knicks looked in ouw last game. These two teams combined fow mowe tuwnowews than a bakery on Pwetzel Day! Anyway, I'm keeping my hot stweak alive by staying disciplined and only betting on games whewe I see weal value. Like when the Knicks awe playing, because we'we obviously the best team in basketball and anyone who disagwees is pwobably just jealous.

Can't wait to see what othew "good" teams wet me down this week!